Tumblr (3.0; @anticipatedaccident)http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0679037849f9cb116269e551a04ba099/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de28df66bfbb169334e0efb4abc0e9fc/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0227be074683153d1e17e3d06260f02/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bbd7389bca19c54ea01a25a012d5589/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c3ec6610cc2d4c73906b13b10b48ce0e/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a14c43f57ecb82edd8f0323359e6b5e4/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c87974f60741beec2419b161fcc55bb/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99c58e169b81e1257afc249ce707f7ba/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/54ee1da11964a5e1024d1f31fb840329/tumblr_mi2x7fhr1j1qd8br9o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Abandoned Island in the Middle of NYC</strong></p> <p>Located in between Queens and the Bronx, in 1885 the island was used to build a hospital complex to quarantine and treat people suffering from smallpox and typhoid fever. In the 1950’s it was turned into a rehab center. The entire island has been abandoned since 1963…<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/J7sv8">More</a></p> </blockquote>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43542182502http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43542182502Tue, 19 Feb 2013 23:06:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a77d6bcfde5a735299ee51db487cd0a5/tumblr_mh3mcu3Tnh1qmp4kko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my heart breaks!!</p>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43515873094http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43515873094Tue, 19 Feb 2013 17:43:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf8a7c360ae8ad861601f065be6be665/tumblr_micc09X6ax1s4v7gso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43453274610http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43453274610Mon, 18 Feb 2013 21:26:28 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27e2092154fbc8d19a5710c7679fabb8/tumblr_mie4q7erQj1r4t9h1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bf5cd733fd576b220333ac7057ed385/tumblr_mie4q7erQj1r4t9h1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6984ce0a0daeb324f9d7dead395123f/tumblr_mie4q7erQj1r4t9h1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43450663912http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/43450663912Mon, 18 Feb 2013 20:54:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa2ad9df5cf4463b6c1aec7c4f067f51/tumblr_mh694dga6a1rwrgigo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41553298143http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41553298143Sat, 26 Jan 2013 17:05:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnphjJ7v1r4pw8vo1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnphjJ7v1r4pw8vo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnphjJ7v1r4pw8vo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mawnphjJ7v1r4pw8vo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41553293882http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41553293882Sat, 26 Jan 2013 17:05:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d276d13d90d39b3235535512ecba917/tumblr_mgu28jGngv1rsq3udo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41550949292http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41550949292Sat, 26 Jan 2013 16:34:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0j7sxnNU11r5yhtko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41227908501http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41227908501Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:02:59 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr032l3Tl21qblr3wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down… <strong>And shot off their testicles</strong>.</p> <p>“The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way,” said police investigator Evan Delp.</p> <p>Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant’s desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.”</p> <p>Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.</p> <p>The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas’ testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. “The one guy, Thomas, didn’t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won’t be using it the way he used to,” Detective Delp told reporters. “Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they’re just happy to be alive after what they’ve been through.”</p> <p>The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. “When I saw the look on my Debbie’s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out and get those bastards myself ‘cause I figured the Law would go easy on them,”’ recalled the retired library worker. ” And I wasn’t scared of them, either - because I’ve got me a gun and I’ve been shooting’ all my life. And I wasn’t dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”</p> <p>So, using a police artist’s sketch of the suspects and Debbie’s description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.</p> <p>“I knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, but I shot a picture of ‘em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them,” the oldster recalled…</p> <p>“So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt ‘em most, you know. Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.”</p> <p>Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the vigilante granny.. “What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,” Det. Delp said, “especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41227905357http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/41227905357Tue, 22 Jan 2013 18:02:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c642619030b6356068acdbaefb9f7ef3/tumblr_mgvwi4wEEn1rrfl3fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/40936073970http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/40936073970Sat, 19 Jan 2013 12:56:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ff46f096f57afb7c165d8151e6436fb/tumblr_mf9z0jtGaH1rw1w6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39709866248http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39709866248Fri, 04 Jan 2013 21:52:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mctfp2g93V1rhi0rbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39628829438http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39628829438Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:22:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9i0bzR2ic1r19ptco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><blockquote> <p class="description"><em>renting a glass igloo in Finland to sleep under the northern lights</em></p> </blockquote></p>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39628824419http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39628824419Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:22:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mboh8dVkki1rr6zpho1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mboh8dVkki1rr6zpho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loniiikay.tumblr.com/post/39402713030">loniiikay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div></div> <script type="text/javascript"><![CDATA[// <![CDATA[ // <![CDATA[ var __chd__ = {'aid':11079,'chaid':'www_objectify_ca'};(function() { var c = document.createElement('script'); c.type = 'text/javascript'; c.async = true;c.src = ( 'https:' == document.location.protocol ? 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DO YOU HAVE AN UNDYING URGE TO KICK DANNY DEVITO IN THE STOMACH? SEIZURES WHEN POURING MILK? CHEESE DOODLES CONVENIENTLY PLACED NEAR YOUR ELBOWS? OWN A TUMBLR? DO YOU SUBCONSCIOUSLY PUT CRISCO ON THE LUNCH TRAY YOU STOLE FROM A LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOUR VIBRATOR? WHAT DO BIRDS DO IN THERE?! DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE BALANCING THINGS ON 1/4th INCH OF SPACE ON WASHING MACHINES?</strong></p> <p>Yeah me neither.</p> </blockquote> <p>You know I’ve sat here and talked about how funny posts were and how I was irl dying from laughter. But this time…the bold wording above with the gifs to go with it…I am so done. I am crying and laughing and it’s not even 6 am yet.</p> </blockquote> <p>OWN A TUMBLR</p> </blockquote>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39065700303http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39065700303Fri, 28 Dec 2012 16:02:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyzg2skVaX1qfjjglo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cannabiskitties.tumblr.com/post/39044520262/the-look-on-their-faces-though-its-like-omfg">cannabiskitties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39065142803http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39065142803Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:55:57 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18uvoIbuy1qciafbo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39065128294http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39065128294Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:55:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdr7staVX51qc93vpo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39063634149http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39063634149Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:36:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d961860639a5c33e41e6fe92c4f1f89d/tumblr_mf1xu1Za9c1rew8y9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39063629782http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/39063629782Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:36:17 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3scb6xvQl1qcb58yo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3scb6xvQl1qcb58yo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/38984903677http://anticipatedaccident.tumblr.com/post/38984903677Thu, 27 Dec 2012 17:46:11 -0500